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Ben Groom is a twat!
Unfortunately not a moment of humility from me but a statement about another Ben Groom who has emailed me a few times about this site.
I'll put them up here for you to read and laugh at the twat.
Firstly
My name is Ben Groom.
I live in Ipswich, Suffolk, England.
I have been Ben Groom for 18 years.
My middle name is David.
I will continue being Ben Groom till I die.
Secondly (and this is the one that inspired this page)
MY NAME IS BEN GROOM, I LIVE A RELITAVELY NORMAL LIFE AND HAVING A
PERSONALITY DO NOT FEEL IT NESSECARY TO USE THE INTERNET TO DRAW ATTENTION
TO MYSELF.
I HAVE SPOKEN TO A LAW LECTURER, AND HE SAYS THAT I CAN SUE YOU FOR
UNINTENTIONAL DEFAMATION OF MY CHARACTER.
PLEASE THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE THE SAME NAME AS YOU
BEFORE SPOUTING OFF ON THE INTERNET, I MAY BE FORCED TO SPEAK TO MY
COMPANIES SOLICITORS.
I have since replied, albiet a little sarcastically, and am waiting for twatface Groom's reply. I have also been musing over what may have offended him so much. Does he lead an incredibly lonely life? I'd actually like to get a picture of him. Do you think he might have a face like a smacked arse?
At least now you can sue me for intentional defamaition of character! Come on Ben David Twatface Inbred Groom. This is war you sad bastard.
To my friends. Email this man with messages of condolence. How dare he besmirch such a rocking name! His email address is bgfreddie@hotmail.com so get the tit!