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Here are the greatest prophecies revealed before your very eyes! Aren't you lucky!
There shall come a time when almighty Bunderon, ruler of the almighty revolution of the nasal wart shall enter, and rumours of sodomy of goats and burning of those with nostrils made from slighty odious goats cheese will become everyday occurunces. out of this sorry state of affairs will step forward, the bearer of succulent fruity tastes like 'Sunny Delight' and Cappucino. This great vending machine will have but one power to stop these evil rumours of wormhole rape. The ability to grind fingernails into salt may well be scoffed at in these modern times, but nought shall stop our sacred bearer of 'California style' beverages from crushing this fascist wart licker. The world shall be saved, and only Farmer Giles Beshaloo shall look on in sadness while all rejoice.-BG
Alastair. If you are around I beg of thee, leave thine pestilent slaves of Elven warts and return to me. We shall become powerful once more. This site will be revered as the greatest moment South East Kent has seen since the death of Horace Krypton and the ensuing outbreak of Hepatitis C.