Quotes

Some funny, some serious, all quotes. Enjoy!
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol-Ozzy Ozbourne
If we cannot be free, at least we can be cheap!- Frank Zappa
I've been too honest with myself I should have lied like everybody else-Richey Edwards
Life's not fair, get used to it or kill yourself-Black Box Recorder
There is no such thing as a good or evil person, they are all either charming or tedious-Oscar Wilde
When people stop talking there is a risk they may start thinking-Douglas Adams
Lolly is jolly with a 'l'-Tom Biggs (my friend)
On the assumption that World War 3 will be fought on a nuclear scale, World War 4 will be fought with bows and arrows-Albert Einstein
Brute force is only ever used by very small boys and very big countries-Albert Einstein
When a war breaks out, people say "It's too stupid it can't last that long." But though a war may be "too stupid," that doesn't prevent it's lasting. Stupidity has a knack of getting it's way; as we should see if we were not always so wrapped up in ourselves-Albert Camus
The first duty in life is to be absolutely artificial. What the second is, no one has yet discovered-Oscar Wilde
I am nothing and should be everything-Karl Marx
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me-RATM
Don't talk politics and don't throw stones...Living in a glasshouse-Radiohead
Me feed you veggie lobsta, 'cos me be a veggie mobsta-Adam Smith
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